1- It’s like kismet – you seem to be in the slow lane during traffic, so you switch lanes and then that lane becomes the slower lane. FACK!

2- I’m so happy football is back… CFL and soon NFL. I can already feel the cool fall breeze wafting in my windows while Mike and I nosh on nachos, homemade club sandwiches and apple crisp curled up under a bankie…

3- I love putting my hair in braids when it’s wet and then taking them out the next morning to reveal kinky locks. I look like a different person with my wavy hair. It’s like when I used to crimp my hair… it makes me look SASSY!

4- If I were rich I’d hire a driver. Not a maid or a cook – a driver. I hate most things associated with driving – traffic, finding parking, dealing with morons. It would just be easier to sit in the backseat of a car updating my Facebook status.

5- Why is it that everything I love is bad for me? Whipped cream, salt and vinegar chips, Willy Wonka candy, Hungarian salami, McChickens…